RT @lucas_au: Has Bobby Jindal invoked the 10th Amendment yet to stop the Federal response to the oil spill?
I have a black belt in haiku and a black vest at the cleaners. - Tom Robbins
RT @Shoq: NEW FROM FRANK LUNTZ: Refer to all oil soaked beaches as “Energy independent shorelines.” #p2 #LuntzSquawkingPoints
Going out to collect census data in rural Alabama. If I don’t tweet within 12hrs, call the President. #teabagtarget http://myloc.me/6xfqT
America: Love it or move somewhere like Arizona. #juancrow #p2
I just told Washington to stand with me and Obama for #NetNeutrality. Your turn: http://bit.ly/4sJgrp (via @freepress)
So I called Shelby and Sessions Re: the financial reform bill. Shelby’s zygote assured me there was no filibuster. Did I miss something?
RT @warrenellis: ATTENTION SCUM: I am awake. I am not happy about it. You will all pay. And now I am going to the pub.
Karl Rove will be in Alabama today. I’ll be taking an extra shower.
RT @johncusack: iwas typing to someone about the whitehouse press dinner and my iphone typed out whorehouse press dinner..
Now it’s multiple students. Pretty sure what’s going on here is illegal. Only in Alabama. #redneckistan http://myloc.me/6qOoi
Just had a student pulled from my class so the Assist. Principal could hit them with a stick in the hall. I’m working in 1832.
Reblog with your life story in six words
scarlettohara: (via saix) I MEASURE MY LIFE IN LULZ. Tell the truth and run.
Subteaching a 9th grade math class where most of the students can’t deal with simple fractions. #weepforthefuture
RT @warrenellis: When I say “whisky” you say “lovely” #whisky #lovely #mc-elemental
RT @dscc Sue Lowden’s Chickens for Checkups http://bit.ly/aEot07