May 2010
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April 2010
RT @lucas_au: Has Bobby Jindal invoked the 10th Amendment yet to stop the Federal response to the oil spill?
I have a black belt in haiku and a black vest at the cleaners. - Tom Robbins
RT @Shoq: NEW FROM FRANK LUNTZ: Refer to all oil soaked beaches as “Energy independent shorelines.” #p2 #LuntzSquawkingPoints
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Going out to collect census data in rural Alabama. If I don’t tweet within 12hrs, call the President. #teabagtarget http://myloc.me/6xfqT
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America: Love it or move somewhere like Arizona. #juancrow #p2
I just told Washington to stand with me and Obama for #NetNeutrality. Your turn: http://bit.ly/4sJgrp (via @freepress)
So I called Shelby and Sessions Re: the financial reform bill. Shelby’s zygote assured me there was no filibuster. Did I miss something?
RT @warrenellis: ATTENTION SCUM: I am awake. I am not happy about it. You will all pay. And now I am going to the pub.
Karl Rove will be in Alabama today. I’ll be taking an extra shower.
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RT @johncusack: iwas typing to someone about the whitehouse press dinner and my iphone typed out whorehouse press dinner..
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Now it’s multiple students. Pretty sure what’s going on here is illegal. Only in Alabama. #redneckistan http://myloc.me/6qOoi
Just had a student pulled from my class so the Assist. Principal could hit them with a stick in the hall. I’m working in 1832.
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Reblog with your life story in six words
scarlettohara:
(via saix)
I MEASURE MY LIFE IN LULZ.
Tell the truth and run.
Subteaching a 9th grade math class where most of the students can’t deal with simple fractions. #weepforthefuture
RT @warrenellis: When I say “whisky” you say “lovely” #whisky #lovely #mc-elemental
RT @dscc Sue Lowden’s Chickens for Checkups http://bit.ly/aEot07
